Al Vida Zein Bitches, I’s engaged now

Al vida zein bitches, I’s engaged now

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To the dearly departed,

Don’t worry no one died, but we are entering the new year with a few less members of the ‘Single Ladies’ club. We will miss them, but they’ve done their time on the single circuit and now it’s time for them to head over to couplesville.

As they go off giddily staring at their engagement ring and planning the wedding, we wish them all the best. Now gurls remember when you run into a single lady be kind we know you’re in love but try to refrain from pitying her and asking questions like, “are you still single” or ”have you tried online dating yet” and  my personal favourite ”do you think maybe you’re just too picky?”. No one likes an ungracious bride and remember you still need us to spend a catrillion dollars on stags, showers, bridesmaid dresses and other painful events you will expect us to attend this year.

Celebs who got engaged in 2013

Eve,Evelyn Lozado, Kim Kardashian, Ciara, Kelly Rowland, Hayden Panettiere, Gabrielle Union, Scarlette Johannson, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Ashley Tisdale, Naya Rivera, Lauren Conrad, Leighton Meester, Behati Prinsloo, Katie Couric, Ginnifer Goodwin, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kandi Burress

Mazel Tov

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Now as for the rest of us single heaux chin up, this is not the time to be jealous or feel sorry for yourself actually this is great news. First off we have a few less heffers to compete with for that awesome guy, it also means true love is alive and well and the best part, Ryan Gosling is still on the market, Booyah! So get out of your pjs put down the ice cream down put your fuck me pumps on and make 2014 your bitch.

TheGBS4Life

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